All work and no play makes Yhency go something something...

The January 31 deadline to determine the optimal address for the initiation of Operation Yhency is upon us, yet no address has been agreed upon. Life here in the corporate headquarters is hectic and we cannot manage to find the time to do such a menial task. No personal address for Yhency is readily available online and debate has been raging internally as to whether we should contact Yhency via the Dodgers at Chavez Ravine or Vero Beach. Therefore, debate will continue until the determination has been determined.

In the meantime, I'm off to see the Lakers, Kobe and his soaring jump shot tonight against the Knicks! If we can't beat this sore group of miscreants and sexual predators, I'm not sure who we would be able to beat. Then again, I think I just described every team in the NBA.

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OOHHHHHHHHH, SNAP!!! OHHHHHHHH, I WENT THERE!!! DAVID STERN IS FURIOUS RIGHT NOW!!! HE'S GONNA HAVE ME KILLED!!! BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE BEHIND YOUR MARKETING FOREVER DAVID!! THE TRUTH SHALL BE TOLD!! SET YOURSELF FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!